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I grind even in my sleep cozzz the grind never stops!

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I heard Republicans are looking to replace Trump with someone who is a little humbler, speaks truth to power, and has broad appeal among voters in both aisles.

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One of these days I'm going to work up the courage to kiss her right on the mouth.

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I met a very spontaneous girl on tinder!

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Have you heard about this new sex trend where people stuff a little dog up their ass while they masturbate?

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What do lesbians and sea turtles have in common? NSFW

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I got into an argument with my mime girlfriend.

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REGARDING HATE SPEECH

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A little old lady brought her car into my shop because it was making "a horrible noise".

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I grind even in my sleep cozzz the grind never stops!	20
I heard Republicans are looking to replace Trump with someone who is a little humbler, speaks truth to power, and has broad appeal among voters in both aisles.	19
[deleted by user]	19
One of these days I'm going to work up the courage to kiss her right on the mouth.	19
I met a very spontaneous girl on tinder!	19
Have you heard about this new sex trend where people stuff a little dog up their ass while they masturbate?	18
What do lesbians and sea turtles have in common? NSFW	18
I got into an argument with my mime girlfriend.	18
REGARDING HATE SPEECH	18
A little old lady brought her car into my shop because it was making "a horrible noise".	17